Welcome to summer school, class. Today we have our favorite substitute, Professor Dean (self-proclaimed dating expert), here to impart his wisdom on remembering only the good, or vice-versa, only the bad of relationships once they have ended. There is power in editing. Most great pieces ...
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Hello class. You will have to forgive me in advance, today's lesson comes from a place of deep seeded anger and there is something I just need to get off my chest. What? You don't think teachers get angry and vent to their class? Think again. Today's lesson is on a little thing I like to c...
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Today's lesson will be taught by your substitute teacher. Professor Dean, the self-proclaimed "dating expert," is a colleague and drinking buddy friend of mine. Pay close attention class. No really, pay close attention or his mind blowing thought process might just go over your head. Why Sum...
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Today we are studying the human body, or physiology (if you want to get all technical). More specifically, we are studying Muscle Atrophy. Muscle atrophy is defined as a decrease in the mass of the muscle; it can be a partial or complete wasting away of muscle. When a muscle atrophies, this l...
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Attention class. Today's lesson is a very useful one. Not only is it short and to the point, it will also serve you well as a conversation starter the next time you are sipping a cold one with your buddies. Beer. Beer was originally invented in Egypt. True story. Apparently some dude ...
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Whew... first day of class. Teacher is a little nervous. tap tap tap Attention class. Attention! Today’s lesson is going to be on football and a little thing called “The Pac-10.” Now girls, don’t roll your eyes, this is important as you will likely never hear the end of it - especi...
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I've had this fuzzy idea clinking around inside my head for quite some time. Like, maybe a month or something. It started out with a, hey, that might be funny to add to my blog. Then, I sat on it. But it didn't go away. It kept  getting... fuzzier and clinking louder. Because in my ...
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