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Introducing “Cute” to the Internet

August 24th, 2011
Over the 4th of July, I brought the man I have been seeing to my parents house for a BBQ.

This man you will be hearing more about in future posts. That is, unless blogging is a jinx, in which case forget I ever mentioned him.

He has been aptly nicknamed “Cute.” Not just because he is, in fact, very cute. That would be to obvious. His name actually yields from the graces of my co worker, Adam. Adam decided to name him that after going on a work trip with me. He kept hearing me gush on and on about the man I was seeing, always prefacing his name with “cute”.

As in, “Cute Jaron came over the other night and made me dinner” or “I’m so excited, Cute Jaron is taking me to see U2!”

Gag, right?

It was only a matter of time before said coworker ditched “Jaron” and just started asking me how “Cute” was doing or when I had plans to see “Cute” next.

So, Cute it is.

While at my parents house, my two giggly, barely-teen nieces decided that Cute and I were adorable and that being adorable warranted constant harassment. They threw snaps at us, teased me about having a boyfriend, and asked us if they heard wedding bells in our future.

Actually, that last one was my mother’s doing. Little does she know, I’m only using him for sex.

At one point in the night, as we were all sitting down to watch my brother-in-law light fireworks, the giggle sisters confiscated a camera and went to town snapping pictures of us.

They were greatly amused by their handiwork. But none quite so much as this.

To be honest, I like it too.

It’s…cute.

Blogfully yours,
Summer
* To see more pictures, including the Giggle Sisters, Cute, fireworks, and me holding a baby, go to my Flickr account.

Holidays, Loved One(s), Story Time

My Grand Canyon Adventure: The Bottom

August 9th, 2011

For those of you just wandering over, start your reading with The Descent.

For those of you who have been waiting patiently for the second chapter of my Grand Canyon Adventure, I apologize for taking so long.

Day 3 (cont.)

- We have an amazing camp in the corner of two rock walls with lots of big trees. There was a deer in camp when we first walked up.

- After settling in, Bree and I played in the river. It was cold but we still fully submerged ourselves. Such a rush. Felt like a kid again.

- Around dinner time my Endo kicked me in the nads. I was almost doubled over in pain. Had to miss out on the ranger presentation on Condors. On the plus side, I got to watch the mountains glow as the sun set.

- Christine luckily had packed Tramadol – a prescription that I happen to have. I felt safe taking it. But truthfully I would have taken just about anything.

- Started my period. First period in FOUR YEARS and in happens in the Grand-Fucking-Canyon!

- Slept outside. Bats were flying around and there were critters everywhere. I took an Ambien and listened to music to help me sleep. It started out a warm night but I got cold in the morning hours.

- VERY rough night. Despite the mixture of narcotics and Ambien, couldn’t sleep through the chorus of snores. What sleep I did get involved nightmares of devil goats.

Day 4

- Woke with a major headache (Ambien and Tramadol don’t mix? Who knew?), lots of pain (Endo), and muscles so sore I could barely walk. Didn’t get much sleep.

- Wasn’t sure if I would be able to make the 1.7 mile hike planned. Took lots of Ibuprofen with breakfast.

- Felt better. Well…good enough anyway, after breakfast to go along for the hike. The group has been patient, encouraging, and understanding. Seriously love these guys.

- The hike was beautiful. We saw river rafters (Colorado River), Indian ruins, two bridges and a FOX. Very glad I sucked it up and went.

- When we got back to camp we went to the lodge to refill our cups with lemonade/iced tea. I had to bite the bullet and buy tampons. At the bottom of the Grand-Fucking-Canyon!

- Still in pain but pushing through it.

- After lunch I took my boot off and had a huge blister on my pinky toe. What is with my luck?

- Had to drain the blister to keep it from popping. It is wrapped up with duct tape but tender.

- After mending my toe I took my sleeping pad down by the river and dozed in the shade until a rude couple woke me. I joined the rest of the group and played in the stream.

- Sorted through my remaining food and ate all afternoon in preparation for the next day – (dun, dun, DUN) uphill!

- Seriously, ate so much. At dinner I had to force down the last bites.

- Made it to see the ranger presentation tonight about geology. The GC is 1 mile deep, 10 – 20 miles wide, 270(ish) miles long, and really, really old. I feel so smart now.

- Slept outside and used Rogers bivey sack (a sleeping bag/tent). It gave me claustrophobia. Woke and took anther half of an Ambien. Another restless night. More nightmares, this time about a stabbing fight but I did make out with Jared Letto in water too, so that was a plus.

- Animals seen while at the bottom: momma deer & 3 baby deer, fox, Ringtail Cat, squirrels, lizards, and a scorpion.

Blogfully yours,

Summer

PS – One more GC post to go! If you’d like to see more pictures, check out my flickr account.

Grand Canyon 2011, Hiking, Vacations