Father's Day 2010

This Father’s Day I became the worlds greatest daughter. While some people give their dads ties or socks, I did something that completely blew him away – I committed a felony.

Well, technically it was more a misdemeanor, but whatev, I totally committed a crime just to show my dad how much I love him! That totally kicks the shit out of making him dinner! Only problem now is that I will never be able to top this criminal gift. I’ve hit my gift giving peak!

Shit.

I am sure you are wondering what crime I committed. The answer to that question is, “why in the world would I admit the details of breaking the law on the internet?” It’s like when the villain reveals the details of his plot to take over the world to the captured hero. Don’t you just think duh dude, just kill him while you’ve got the chance, otherwise he is going escape and thwart your evil plans! There will be NO thwarting of my Father’s Day shenanigans!

Happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there and especially to the greatest dad ever, who happens to be mine.

Blogfully yours,

Summer

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