Sleep punching is just one of the many perks of dating me
The other night, I was cuddled up in bed next to my sweetheart, softly dreaming away. Only my dreams are never actually soft, mostly they are twisted and on the rare occasion they are downright physical.
I can’t say for certain, because dreams are always a little hazy, but what I remember of this night’s dream was that ED was training me and Sarah at the gym and every time she would turn her head he would try to grab my ass or grope me in some kind of flirty way. I kept telling him to knock that shit off because I didn’t want to get caught or embarass my friend. Finally, after telling him several times to quit it, I got so frustrated that I punched him.
Only I punched him in real life.
Of course it woke him up. Confused he asked, “Babe… did you just punch me in the back?”
Half awake I mumbled, “Sorry… In my dream you deserved it.”
A little while later on this same night, ED started talking in his sleep! Not just inaudible sentences either. He started speaking as if he was perfectly wide awake. It woke me and I half sat up and said, “sweetie, what are you talking about?”
He told me he was showing someone the gym, rolled over and went back to sleep.
That morning, ED had to get up early to train a client. He is a well trained good man and does his best not to disturb me so I can sleep in. As he bent down to kiss me goodbye, I woke up enough to tell him again that I really was sorry for punching him in the back.
He just laughed.
Apparently he is getting used to my brand of crazy. Which is a good thing, because it’s starting to wear off on him too.
Blogfully yours,
Summer
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Apparently its a family trait! I can’t count the times I’ve been punched, kicked, or had my head bounced off the wall (like a basketball, multiple times!) by your sister!
I think I’ll get ED some body armor for Christmas this year…
Dude, I bet he gropes you behind her back in real life. you’re not fooling anyone with your “dream” scenario.
LOL I have totally slapped Jeff before while I was sleeping and then realized what I had done. We laugh about it now, but at that time I think Jeff about killed me! hahahahaha