I’m Not Afraid to Rock the Tutu
Dear Internet & Blogosphere,
Please excuse Summer for her recent absences and tardiness. Believe me when I say she is not slacking off and has been going through a major transition in her life. OK, not major as in sex change operation. But major as in getting the job she has wanted, with the company she has wanted, for oh, I don’t know, over three years now!
We ask for your patience and understanding as she learns her new juggling routine, which she is told will consist of SEVEN lit batons, a pink sparkly balancing ball, a one armed leotard and a tutu. She also needs to tames the circus lions and makes friends with the carnie folk.
As you can imagine, she is going to be a busy busy girl.
But do not fret, it won’t take long and she’ll be a regular performer at the Circ de Advertis` and the consistent posts you have come to expect at Blogfully Yours will be back in full force.
Thank you in advance for your understanding.
Sincerely,
Blogfully Yours Management
I’m so happy for you! You deserve only the best.
Very excited for you. Go Summer!
I’m so goddamn proud of you.
Congrats on the new job.
Congratulations, Summer! Also, the circus metaphor: Well-played.
Why does my smiley face have angry eyebrows? I didn’t mean anything sinister by it!