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She takes after me. In this case? Not such a good thing.

January 20th, 2010

When I was a little girl, I was notorious for cutting my own hair. One time, after my mom started hiding all the scissors around the house, I went so far as to cut my hair using her shaving razor while taking a bath. True story.

Turns out, the desire to walk around looking like your parents want you to be the nerdy kid who gets teased at school, is genetic. Over the weekend my niece, Ro, decided cutting her hair was a brilliant idea.

Beautiful fallen hair.

Almost makes you want to cry.

I wasn’t there but the story, as I understand it, goes like this:

Ro was playing kitty, crawling around on the floor and lapping up milk from a bowl. Her beautiful locks were getting in her face so my mother, whose house she was at, told her to grab an elastic from the bathroom and she would pull her hair back. Ro walked into the bathroom and saw a pair of scissors on the counter (my younger sister is a beautician and was cutting my older sisters hair just moments earlier). So Ro thought, why pull my hair back, when I can just cut it out of my way?

Ro walked out of the bathroom, after only being gone for mere seconds, sporting a side mullet. It scared my mother so bad that she started screaming, which in turn scared Ro.

To give you a frame of reference, her hair used to hang about 3" below her shoulders.

To give you a frame of reference, her hair used to hang about 2" below her shoulders.

If she looks unhappy in this picture, it’s because her mother (my older sister), nearly killed her.

What else is there to do in a situation like that, but to cut the rest off?

Here she is getting the rest of her lovely locks chopped off.

Here she is getting the rest of her hair chopped off.

So short!

So short!

The next day, Ro wore her BEST princess dress to church so that no one would think she was a boy.

Oh the logic of a six year old. If only all of life’s problems could be solved with princess dresses.

Blogfully yours,

Summer

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  1. January 20th, 2010 at 09:07 | #1

    Soooo…you’re saying if I wear my BEST princess dress to work today, it’s not going to make me feel better about having a job? Dammit. Life is so unfair.

  2. January 20th, 2010 at 11:58 | #2

    I love this post. Not for Ro, but because I can relate. Elle did the same thing when she was younger. I cried and screamed and cried some more. It broke my heart. I used to only do this to Barbie dolls, never my own hair.

  3. January 20th, 2010 at 12:56 | #3

    This story reminds me of my brother when he was 3 or 4 and cut a big chunk out of his hair. He then proceeded to deny, deny, DENY!!!! he did anything to his hair, as if we were the crazy ones. OMG, it was hilarious. I think my mom was horrified.

  4. Staci
    January 21st, 2010 at 11:31 | #4

    You forgot to mention she has done this before!!! Last time it was even shorter tho! Good thing it was her birthday, and the next day at her family birthday party Sara (mom) bought her a bunch of bows and headbands!!! When I was cutting her hair she kept saying “Don’t make me look like a boy again Staci! I don’t like it when you do that!”

  5. Staci
    January 21st, 2010 at 11:32 | #5

    Oh, and B knows better! Besides, she is already so vein I don’t think she would ever touch a pair of scissors!

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