Russians Are Against Education
Yesterday I spent a lovely lunch with my best friend, Karina the Russian. As we are getting ready to go she asked me how my school was going.
Me: “Ugh. I have to give a speech tonight. The teacher told us we could give it on anything we wanted.”
Karina the Russian: “Oh really?”
Me: “Guess what I picked.”
KtR: “Tell Me!”
Me: “How to Shave a Cat in Three Easy Steps.”
KtR: “Oh my God! Let me get this straight… you are giving a speech on shaving your pussy?”
Me: “Yep.”
KtR: “You HAVE to say pussy in your speech! Please. PLEASE? You have to throw it in there! At least once? I promise you will get everyones attention. In fact, I bet you will get an A plus! DO IT! Say pussy in your speech!”
Me: “Honey I can’t do that! They are recording our speeches to review later. This is like, for a real grade.”
KtR: “DO IT!”
Me: “NO!”
KtR: “Pussy.”
Apparently Karina’s entertainment is more important than my grades, which makes her a shitty friend. OK, that’s a lie. She is totally the best friend anyone could ever ask for.
In case you are wondering, because Karina was, no, I did not use pussy in my speech. Maybe I am a coward, but at least I am a coward who got an A on her speech.
Blogfully yours,
Summer
I’m pretty sure the fact that you shave your cat in the first place and have done it enough times to give a tutorial on is was enough to turn heads. An A well earned.
Keep walking “the safe line” through entire life… doesnt creat breathtaking memmries. I guess thats the difference between you and I.. you are “the do it the right way” girl, i’m the “make my own rule and break others” girl.. there for we are the perfect balance… or at least from what i remember, we use to be…… admite it, we are falling appart as the days go by. True story!! Sad, but true!
But eather way, great job for getting an A!
You.. Sexy, fucking Nerd!
Loves
Karina
I love it!!! Literally laughing my ass off!