Being Compared to a Griswald is Not a Bad Thing, Right?
It’s no secret that my domestic skills are, well, lacking. I have no food in my fridge and the when I do buy food it goes bad (by the way, yes, I did finally throw out the expired eggs in my fridge). But somehow I have managed to survive on my own and not starve to death. Barely.
Last week ED picked me up from the airport after my trip to Chicago. I knew he wouldn’t be able to stay long due to some other obligations. Not wanting to make him feel bad about having to leave so quickly I told him I was fine to find food on my own. To which he laughed. In an effort to prove him wrong I walked into my kitchen to show him that yes, I actually do have some food in my house… somewhere. You just have to be creative.
“Summer you are like the cousin Eddie on the Griswalds. ‘I don’t know why they call it Hamburger Helper because I’ve made it before and it tastes just fine without’. You have tuna helper but no tuna. You have Eggo waffles but no syrup. Honey you don’t even have milk! Please, let me order us some Chinese food?”
To which I broke down and bawled, not because he kept comparing me to Cousin Eddie (who apparently makes his own ketchup too), but because he cares enough to put off pressing plans to make sure I don’t die of hunger.
If that ain’t love then I don’t know what is.
Blogfully yours,
Summer
PS – If you are not familiar with Cousin Eddie click HERE.
Dude. I’m worthless with movie references, but I’m highly alarmed by this post. Did growing up Mormon teach you nothing? Summer, sweetie, listen carefully. If you can’t cook and clean, then what do you have to offer a man? I suggest you go to Relief Society STAT. Your life depends on it.
I know. I know. I’m an embarrassment to the Mormon religion.
Actually I *do* know how to cook. I just have chosen to live a life without. Oh sure, I pull out the fancy Pyrex for holidays, but other than that I am in rebellion!
Oh, wow. Head exploding with Cousin Eddy.
The metal plate in the head?
The dickie turtleneck under his sweater in Christmas Vacation?
“And this is our pride & joy: Snots!”
God, my day just got so much better.
That movie made me afraid to plug in our Christmas tree because my cat looked a lot like the zapped kitty.