CAUTION: Please have your earmuffs (or eyemuffs?) ready because Russians talk dirty.

Oh Karina, Karina, Karina. What trouble have you gotten yourself into this time?
Before I begin this tale of woe, I want to first clarify that I am doing so with full permission from the lovely Karina the Russian, as this truly is one of her most embarrassing moments.

The other night, as Staci, Karina and I were gathered to color my hair, we were all talking like we do about random chick things when out of the blue Karina looks up from her phone, gets this panicked look on her face and says, “Oh no… OH NO! OH SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!”

Immediately both Staci and I are like “what’s wrong? What happened?” But all Karina can do is shake her head with a look of disbelief and horror and say “Fuck my life!”

After a little bit of coaxing we finally found out that her boyfriend, The Dirty Rocker, had been texting her from 2 phones while he was away visiting his family. He asked her to save both numbers so she would know it was him when he called or text.

Now, Karina is not what one would call shy about her sexuality. Let’s just say she is a woman who knows how to keep things interesting…  So when she told us she accidentally sent a message requesting a picture of  The Dirty Rockers dick… to the wrong number, the only question to ask was whose number was it?

She explained, in between a combination of crying and laughing, that she had saved the second number The Dirty Rocker had given her under THE EXACT SAME NAME! So when she got “Who is this?” as a reply she instantly realized her blunder.

By this point she has dropped down to the floor and is continuing to mumble a combination of “Oh my god. Oh my god.” and “Fuck my life. Fuck my life.” over and over so we ask her again, who’s number she sent the message to.

Karina clears her throat, looks right at me and says, “The Dirty Rockers MOTHER!!!”

You can imagine the howls that started in after that! Both Staci and I chiming in with “NO WAY” and “YOU DIDN’T!” and laughing so hard tears started forming in our eyes too! At this point Staci grabs a camera because this moment of  Karina’s ultimate horror and humiliation was too precious not to capture and we knew (once her humiliation subsided) she would appreciate it. May sound odd to you, but we like to capture all types of moments — not just the happy ones!

I am happy to report that The Dirty Rockers mother has an excellent sense of humor and Karina is still welcome to come around. She is working on double checking every text before it goes out and keeping her head held high.

Feel free to share any of your most embarrassing moments in the comments. It will make Karina the Russian feel better.

Blogfully yours,

Summer

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