Me: Hey babe, did you get a chance to read my post about going to the country?

ED: Yeah, I liked it.

Me: Oh sweetie! You are getting so good at giving the standard boyfriend answer instead of telling me what you really think! Have you been practicing?

ED (ignoring my comment): You were right about the comments. It’s pretty sweet that the Kel person called me hot and she made me laugh when she said she wouldn’t call me ED.

Me: Yeah, but unfortunately you are stuck with it now. You are ED!

ED: What if you called me Wesley?

Me: Wesley? Why would I call you Wesley?

ED: You know, “farm boy, fetch me that pail of water.” “As you wish.”

Me: Great Princess Bride reference babe and that would be appropriate… but I’m sorry, I named you ED and ED you will stay. We are past the point of no return.

ED: OK, but just remember, people thinking I have an erectile dysfunction or that I’m emotionally disturbed reflects poorly on you too!

Me: Noted. I’m still not changing your name.

ED: It was worth a try.

Blogfully yours,

Summer

Summer Dating debating