I’m dating a freak
Text conversation with the boyfriend:
Me: “What do you think about me making you dinner tonight?”
ED: “Sounds good to me.”
Me: “Any requests?”
ED: “Nope. It’s up to you.”
Me: “Well I was thinking I’d skip the gym and go grocery shopping instead as I have no food in my place since the Secret has not delivered it to me yet. Plus then you’d be able to see me in my sexy business clothes. 
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Me: “OR I can go to the gym, pick up Greek food and you will get sweaty, hair in ponytail Summer and I will still not have food at my place.”
ED: I don’t want to hurt your health and fitness so Greek food sounds great. 
”
Me: “How did I know you would say that? Fine… I’ll go to the gym, but just so you know, I am in a skirt today AND I curled my hair. Neither of which you will see. 
ED: “It’s a damn shame, but I care about you and don’t want your health to suffer because I’m selfish. Besides, I really like sweaty post workout Summer too.
Seriously? Serves me right for dating a personal trainer. I try to get off the hook, with somewhat legitimate reasons, and he doesn’t bite. WTF? I guess should have known better than to try and seducing him with food and business clothes. He has non-human will power.
Blogfully yours,
Summer
His line was sooooo rehearsed.
Nice suck up Ed.
God, I don’t even wear business clothes unless I think my boyfriend will see. I’d be so bummed! But I love Greek food, so that’d be a decent consolation.
Business clothes are always groovy…especially if you’re a hooker.
I need to borrow him, for reals. Get my chunky ass into gear.
I think it’s a thing… Jeff does the same thing to me too – so it’s not him it’s just the male pyschy!! LOL
I love to taste some greek foods because they are very spicy..;`
some greek foods are not spicy but very sweet**,
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